Taylor

Sippin on u like some fine wine

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[James @exhaustdata]

The original has been lost to time but this is an extremely important post to me

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground please

[(null) @aaestheticbrain]

sasha obama

[fawn @fawnncel]

you know it’s getting bad when you start listening to the music you listened to at 14

[ant @persistantz]

"hurt people hurt people" don't have to tell me twice!

[alien @fastestUFO]

fireworks are so cool i cant believe i was scared of them when i was a dog

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

I'm saving myself for divorce

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[☨ @111annett]

i bet it feels nice to be a stone

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

I need to somehow unlearn 25 years of feeling like I'm in trouble for something

[SEK-C (⁠๑⁠˙⁠❥⁠˙⁠๑⁠) @SueTee22]

This is by far my all time favorite 😭😂😂

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation