Taylor Skansi

“Your life is your story. Write well, edit often."

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Imagine getting into a serious relationship with someone and then finding out they wore pajama pants to high school…

(Thankfully this is not my situation but can you imagine!!)

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Me @ Microsoft outlook after it tried to tell me that “no biggie” might not be appropriate to send in a work email

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

@tcaingray THANK YOU! I needed this 🥲

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Millennial outfit makeover videos are showing up more and more frequently in my feed and I’m starting to feel personally attacked.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Is Everything Actually Getting Worse, Or Am I Just Getting Older And More Observant: A Coming-Of-Age Memoir

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

I’m just sayin, if they called him Sir Phillip of Punxsutawney, it would really clear things up for people… a lot of people… not just me.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

I was today years old when I learned that Punxsutawney is a town, and not in fact the first name of the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil.

This isn’t great for me.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Accidentally said “grande” at a local coffee shop, so you can imagine how well that went over.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

"You don't need to apologize for everything"

Me:

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Well it’s almost December and I’m still writing 2021 for dates, so I think it’s time for me to throw in the towel on 2022.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Today on #FathersDay I honored my dad the best way I know how: by hearing the GPS’s directions, saying “I don’t think so,” and then driving my own way

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Me anytime I see a “this is your reminder to drink some water 🥰” post:

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Being an adult is basically just saying “omg it’s been too long, we have to do this again soon!” and then not doing it again soon 😭

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Me, resisting the urge to say “But also you don’t have to!! No pressure!!!” after asking for a favor:

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

One of life’s great certainties is that after I put away my winter clothes to fully embrace spring, the temperature immediately drops.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

Do you say “Wed-nes-day” in your head when you write “Wednesday,” or are you a liar?

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

It’s only 10:30 and I’ve already exhausted my *deep breaths* count for the day

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

I get that cilantro is an acquired taste, but like… acquire some taste.

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

@dog_rates @Trupanion Gotta show off those puppy pearly whites 🦷✨

[Taylor Skansi @taylorlee_5]

I was today years old when I learned that Punxsutawney is a town, and not in fact the first name of the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil.

This isn’t great for me.