Why do I have the @FoodCity app? To coupon? No, to tell my husband where to find things when he calls from the grocery store. This time he couldn’t find the gold fish crackers. 🤪
Thomas Rhett made an entire @chacousa line that reminds him of his wife, and I can’t even get my husband to stop leaving his chacos in the bedroom doorway
me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week
me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover
Was on the verge of falling asleep then remembered the time Blake Lively drew on Louboutins then tagged them. I have witnessed so much during my short little life……
Almost 1.5 years later and it finally happened. I’m an idiot and literally wrote my name as “Taylor Shoe” today. Someone please make me go to sleep #gradfinalsweek#socialwork
Calling all Fashion People! I need your help. Are skinny jeans over, and does every blouse now require a giant Bridgerton-level balloon sleeve? This what I’m seeing on the streets out there, and I am very frightened.
“I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do.” - Edward Everett Hale
FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR 🏀🏀🏀 who wants in my mom and i’s bracket competition this year??? I’m ready to come in 1st for the FOURTH year in a row (2020 doesn’t count because it sucked) @lee8681
“dear math, i may be a therapist now, but my degree did not include you, therefore you will still need to solve your own problems.” Oh, yeah, 16 year old me is a liar. I hate you. Taylor
Things I wish grad-school came with:
1. Twistee Treat🍦
2. Drinking around the world🐭
3. Cowboys👢
4. Cheap & effective Happy Hour margs🍹
5. Football games🏈
6. Study “breaks” at Universal🎢
7. Mansion living @kennamckee🥺
8. Dates w/ @raenbarnes & @kmhuether (& the boys)🥰
My husband just called me and said “hey don’t eat dinner I’m bringing home Chick-fil-A” and if that is not proof he’s my soul mate I don’t know what is