“the problem is, I want to be an Olympian AND perform in a Broadway musical AND be a cardiac surgeon, with a thriving social life and time to travel the world,” I say to my bowl of chickpeas
REPUBLICANS: who can be sure about what happened 36 years ago
ALSO REPUBLICANS: when the founding fathers put a comma in this sentence they meant we can have assault rifles
everybody wanting to get married and I just want to be the village witch who cooks mountains of spaghetti in a cauldron and accidentally floods the town with spaghetti.
the perfect date:
-romantic music
-a delicious meal
-a moonlit walk on the beach
-soft lighting
-the declaration of independence
-flipping it over to find a secret map
-it's treasure time, baby
-candles
“Who cares what other people think?”
Okay, me, my family, employers, brands, modern political thought, notable sociologists, art and literature, Emperors historically, maybe dogs, probably God if we’re being honest with ourselves, Elon Musk
Being a fish that’s caught and thrown back in the water has got to be an awful experience. Not only were you so bad at being a fish that you got caught, but you also weren’t even impressive enough to be kept. Big shot to the ego.
[early Scandinavian immigrants]
Olaf: We should settle somewhere that reminds us of home: mountains and ocean, waterfalls and glaciers, beauty unma-
Sven: *nodding* Wisconsin