Taylor Toms

| Actor | Improvisor | Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Once upon a time, I wrote my phone number on a dollar and hid it in a bar and wrote “if you find this dollar, text this number for your secret mission.” I’m not prepared for this incredible opportunity!!

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Find yourself a man who when you say “get some snackies” he comes back and knows you meant chips and salsa 🙏🏼

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Next time you’re on a horrible first date....just take a minute to think about your server and just how equally horrible it is for them. 👍🏻👍🏻

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@jean15celestin OKAY

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

It’s a “fuck it, I’m getting my own @lyft tonight” kinda night. 🙋🏼‍♀️🙏🏼

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Woman on the train: “Rumchata is nice, Rumchata is heartwarming.” WRONG!

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Just watched a grown man walk face first into a wall because he was staring at me as I walked by......someone explain to me how we’ve let men run the show for so long? They see a woman in a skirt and they forget basic human functions. 🧐

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Is there an app for when the president is the crisis

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Glad to see you doing good work but I’d be prouder if you understood that what you are doing is equally #womanshit

[Olumide @Mr_Ogunjobi]

Nobody cares, Work harder.

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

I was in the bathroom stall when I heard a girl compliment another girl’s boots. I CANNOT EVEN SEE THE BOOTS AND I AM STILL WONDERING OMG WHERE DID SHE GET THEM

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Not even 6:30 am and I’ve already taught my dad how to screenshot a text. “Wait....but that’s a keyboard!”

[ᴿealfarmacist @real_farmacist]

@BarackObama

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Just saw my train conductor go through counting each person 1 by 1. Just curious like what would happen if he lost count? You think he would be like “damn it, I lost count...guess I gotta start over again.”?? It’s truly a mystery.

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@kevy416 @antoni 100%

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Ah yes, what a tragedy to quite dating 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

Ya girl has no personal space boundaries. Any time I see someone falling on the train, I reach out to grab them. Did they ask for my help? Nope. But damn it they are gonna get it!

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@xoMichelle_ OMG HAHAHAHA YESSS

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@FunnyJulius @jrinaldo1211 idk I just feel like you need to see this

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@jhebsss 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Taylor Toms @taylorntoms]

@Princess_Leah7 There’s probably people all over this world just tossing their hair at them begging them to make a wig with it