Taylor Kelley

if i had a penny for everytime i wasnt cool, id have zero pennies

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Me: *100% secure in my relationship, preparing to marry my best friend*

Sam Kiszka: *exists* @GretaVanFleet

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

You know when you get so overwhelmed with emotion when you see someone hurting quietly. I just want to give you a hug.

[orion @orionvanessa]

this honestly looks like my daily to do list

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Cody asked me if I thought his mom would get mad if he put a cuss word on his jeep. I said he was an adult. He responded with adults have moms too. Well most of them. Well played cody, well played. #deadmomclub

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Yeah I had a great time in Japan and remember everything from when I was 4 months old. It was amazing.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

I know everyone on Twitter has seen every variation of ‘why do grandparents have to die?’ But like seriously…. WHY DO GRANDPARENTS HAVE TO DIE?!?

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Talking about how fast my leg hair grows and my great grand ma calls me a monkey. But she reassures me I’m a sweet monkey, so.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

So speed limit is 70, that means I can go like 78. Yeah should be fine.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

He’s my favorite coworker. And I have permission to tweet this. Thx Kyle. 👏🏼 gonna miss ya.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

One of my coworkers is a 40 yr old single dad. He was telling me he had a Chinese pug growing up named Sushi. He then proceeded to laugh at the irony in the name considering that sushi is not a Chinese food then ended the story by saying “its okay cuz we’re white” I love my job..

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

I was a stalker but now I’m just in love -iykyk

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

God bless the Black Cadillac that warned me about the cop hiding up ahead. I love you 💕

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Cody *points to 🇺🇸*
“That’s my gender flag”

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Didn’t know Good time was by Owl City. I feel stupid.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

When I tell you I ❤️you this is what I mean

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

@chloeshepard21 Definitely has a favorite twin. Everyone has a favorite twin amiright @_tatumkelley

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

Who the fuck took took all my hot water?? I definitely didn’t sign up for a cold shower.

[Taylor Kelley @taylorpaigekell]

@wodycilson13 And proud to be one of em

[James @CaucasianJames]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s ok if u suck at making paper airplanes