Taylor Tannariello

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[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

@demirogers210 Shrek ruined my life

[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

@HOTDsource Bollocks

[charis @gothloglady]

me standing next to the couch when i walk into the living room and see my roommates watching tv and something interesting starts happening

[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

i don’t know sports but can the Astro’s pitcher and catcher stop putting on a broadway play

[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

@thatguywayneo @kimberlycongdon *execution

[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

@gucci1017 to be real, i read this as “time to get super hard”

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Bobby Flay is short for Robert Flavour

[⋆ @tristehomo]

woke up again

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

asking if i can sit in the pilots lap cuz i threw up

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: i need to speak to the pilot

flight attendant: u cant

me: please it's an emergency

flight attendant: fine *opens cockpit*

me: are we there yet

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

this ass don’t quit, but the rest of me has given up almost immediately

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

[every episode of Chopped]
judge: u must use all 3 of the ingredients in the basket. i cannot stress that enough

contestant: u simply will not believe what i forgot

[G @garrettcole33]

Because of coronavirus i haven’t been to the dentist in four years

[James @CaucasianJames]

just ate a bagel. not sure what’s next

[Taylor Tannariello @taylorrene14]

someone put 2020 in rice