God’s Most Fuckable Soldier

What Would Jimmy Buffet Do

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Whatever, my prize is getting engaged to the trivia host anyway ❤️❤️❤️

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Whatever, my prize is going home with the trivia host anyway.

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

3 in the morning btw

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

“Please just-“
“Taylor just go pee.”
“No,I need to pee BUT, we HAVE TO-“
“Taylor you need to pee”
“I know. BUT if we start moving the bulk of clients-“
“No please go pee”

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Mad that my husband went to see a giant fucking porch goose without me but I’m also cracking the fuck up

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

If I never have to take in one more kitten for the rest of my life I’d be happy

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

“No one wants to go in a dark room with you while you do a ritual” -real thing another therapist just had to say to a kid at work

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

“We’re going to alien xenophobia hell”

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Marriage is letting me light a fire and listen to Lips of an Angel on repeat in the backyard while you go to bed.

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Imyliwtvfn

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Last night I told my friends I was too scared to take the Percocet I was prescribed and they immediately started asking for it LMAO

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Sitting in a hospital trying to find a hotel that I can check into bcuz I left my ID in Somerset. Every fucking hotel has an AI answering the phone. What kind of fuck shit is this. I don’t want to sleep in my car and then have surgery tomorrow. Good lord.

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

@kirawontmiss Bcuz she’s rolling like hell

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Just asked my mom how often she could watch my kids if I have them and she just told me not to have any but 4 of my coworkers have said they’d watch a baby 2-3 days a week while I finished my master’s program….

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Going through my twitter and just fucking realized my dad still doesn’t know I have a congenital heart defect HAHA

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Life events my father missed by not answering my calls for three days:
-doctor found a rare heart defect that’s gone undiagnosed my whole life
-got engaged

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

My coworkers are genuinely shocked about the amount of my family & friends that have died in the last year and I think they’re more worried about me than I am

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

WHY HAVE THREE OF MY FRIENDS DIED IN THE LAST LIKE 4 MONTHS OH MY GOD I CAN NOT KEEP FUCKING DOING THIS ???? I WALKED INTO WORK IN TEARS AND JUST WENT “you guys are absolutely never going to fucking believe this”

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

@Airaxora I haven’t had a like in probably 2 years. This is entirely for me.

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

I wonder if my coworkers can tell when I’m bored out of my mind

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

I came in here 6 drinks in so I’m still partying

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Mind you I play trivia with one of my nurses, and the other was my bartender until he finished school last year so I’m actually having the time of my life in this ER rn

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Mind you I play trivia with one of my nurses, and the other was my bartender until he finished school last year so I’m actually having the time of my life in this ER rn

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

8/10 pain in the ER but I’ve been begging god for this saline drip so….

[God’s Most Fuckable Soldier @taylorrhudson]

Divorced at 23? It’s more likely than you’d think.