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[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Love him ……He do not play ! 😤

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Elai @elaifresh]

SF is so ridiculous lol

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

My mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day.. younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of blessing that is.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me as soon as i get home:

[frogan @fr0gan]

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HOW ANGRY BAD BUNNY MAKES ALL THE RACISTS AT THE SUPER BOWL

[taylor @taylorrmcmullen]

Why is @ChappellRoan in my meat

[Ｋａｔｉｅ🌱🚜 @ktwagie]

"So crazy they make you work on Christmas" - customer in the store buying shit

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

I wish they sold bacon in packs of one or two strips. Like sometimes I want just a little bacon to start a dish with for some oomph, but I don’t want the responsibility of an entire pack of bacon.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the Grinch was the original Labubu

[⛧ @Rainwontmiss]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[Jacki Burkhart @jackiburkhart81]

@megansarahj In the future if you want to fool your hygienist, set a phone alert 10-14 days ahead and floss daily until the visit.

If you floss only 1-2 days ahead it looks WORSE than if you did nothing

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾

We’re giving away a signed Josh Naylor baseball and all you need to do is hit that repost button to enter.

[sarah @saz_theman]

MARINER

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[Mire Marke @MireMarke]

Rama Duwaaji is THAT girl. Cheers to finally getting a baddie for a First Lady of NYC.