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surprise i am actually 29 yrs old | txst alum☼ | don’t take my tweets too seriously

[tay @taylorshuman]

just a girl and one of her cats (she likes being held like that i promise she was screaming at me to hold her before this pic)

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history

[Barstool Texas State @BarstoolTXST]

YOUR TEXAS STATE BOBCATS HAVE WON THEIR FIRST EVER BOWL GAME

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

babe, what’s wrong?
you’ve barely tried to kiss me under the mistletoasters.

[clarevoyant @kneeyockartee]

If I entered this competition they’d probably take me out the back and shoot me

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

how do i explain daylight savings time to my cats in a way that they understand i'm not gonna feed them for another hour

[bri @dummybri]

what it feels like to drink beer as a girl

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

wish I could reply to emails with ummmmmmmmmmm okay?????

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

February 26, 2012: A question is asked and immediately answered.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Definitely me

[tay @taylorshuman]

bought myself a diamond ring for valentine’s day 💅🏼

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

i’ve decided not to learn anything about the balloon situation. thank you for respecting my choice.

[꩜ @laylology]

i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

I got fired for saying “let’s feed two birds with one scone” in a meeting

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

A lot of you fuckin say movie theAter and what’s the deal with that ???