taylor vanhooren

I like bad jokes, so brace yourself.

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

True

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i really dated a whole bum and nobody slapped the shit out of me ?

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

i don’t want to girlboss anymore i want to girlrest

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

Really, Ethan?
(Also, the answer is NO.)

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

How many things is life going to throw at me before it gives me a bit of a break though???

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

@Lazguard @JamesDBowie Being a criminal means that you should be kicked in the head by police? Even after you’ve stopped moving/resisting/being conscious?
Criminal or not, the man was being kicked in the head by police even after he stopped moving and appears to be knocked out.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

Kinda of ironic that Brett Kavanaugh supported the overturn of #RoeVsWade 🤔🤔

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

[cay @koralinadean]

history changing decisions made by people who are old enough to go into cardiac arrest with just one sip of a mcdonalds sprite. do we see the problem.

[Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms @RightsOfCanada]

Being asked to wear a mask in a private facility doesn't violate the Charter.

Source: Me, the actual Charter.

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

Don’t these “freedom fighters” have to go to work?

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

For the love of God, stop calling yourselves freedom fighters 🙃

[Alison Craig @lawandchocolate]

It’s amazing how any sense of calm felt after a few days off can evaporate so damn quickly.

[Alison Craig @lawandchocolate]

The life of a criminal defence lawyer:

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Just finding out I apparently have a job and it starts back up tomorrow. This is fucked up if I’m honest

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

@goodie_yumyum @sadimmigrantkid She has replied to her original tweet with a link to her shop and to the product 😊

[Brandon Guillen @BrandonGeez]

I swear you need like 3 solid friends who never let you get content and you can do whatever you want in life.

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

Sometimes I really wish I had a job that had no responsibilities.

[taylor vanhooren @taylorvanhooren]

The fact that people have spent over $50,000 for a Jeep Gladiator… smh