Taylor

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Oh yeah, so I found my Twitter again & I instantly wish I hadn't. 🪦

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

So, I got my nose pierced. My grandpa just called me and goes: I heard you got your nose tapped.

😭😂

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Today's level of laziness: Dropping the pen I'm using and instead of bending down to pick it up, just getting a new one.

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

This lady at work is selling life insurance policies and she asked me if I smoke. My response: Smoke what?.. Clearly, that was not the correct answer.

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

I learned about tonsil stones before it was cool. Thanks, @rhettandlink 😜 @rhettmc @linklamont

[22 Words @22Words]

Until today, I did not know that tonsil stones were a thing. Well, they are. And we all have them. And some genius invented a remover.

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

I wish cats could fist bump

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Twitter fell off for a while but now every time I get on I STAY crackin' up

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Mood: Listening to Johnny Cash' "Hurt" on repeat

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

I moved locations for my job and I'm still trying to learn everyone's name. I called the bus driver Mr. Rogers (which is, in fact, NOT his name) and now it's a long-running joke that we're all in his neighborhood 😅

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Stuck somewhere in between not wanting to live but not wanting to die

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

@TheRealBaggett But I'm sure they look so good 😍

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

.@Suddenlink This is not quality customer service. Same thing happened yesterday and I gave up

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Trying to make it to work this morning like: If God don't do it, it just won't get done 😴

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

I'm tired of shaving my legs so can this weather chill (literally) so that I can comfortably wear pants or nah?

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

I mean, I lose at least 10 eyelashes every night when I take my makeup off so how do I have any left?

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Fall cleaning with my husband.
Him: You want to play some music?
Me: *plays I Am A Thoughtful Guy and raps every word*
Husband: .....
@rhettandlink @rhettmc @linklamont

[Taylor @taylorwolfe_]

Last week I started a new job after 5 years of being at my old one and I already miss my work family so much 😭