As we enter this heat wave, I want everyone to remember that @fordnation bulldozed one of the only beaches in Downtown Toronto that was accessible for free and he wants to do the same with the islands
sports are presently one of the largest vectors of transmisogynistic violence both epistemically and interpersonally (among children especially) BUT my dad’s taking me to a Jays game next month and i’m gonna get a big hot dog and a beer so it’s hard to say if they’re bad
Checking in on this...
Compher - signed with PWHL Detroit
Connors - signed with PWHL San Jose
Maltais - signed with Montréal
Turnbull - will miss time (pregnancy)
Kali Flanagan, you ARE the last woman standing.
my arena? decripit
my players? gone
my captain? on leave
my coach? pascal rheaume
my 2027 1OA? absent due to additional ncaa eligiblity
my ticket prices? highest in the league
Overheard out-of-towners visiting the FIFA Fan Fest at the CNE grounds confused by all the Marlie sweaters.
“Wot’s this mate?”
“Hockey.”
“In late June?!?”
we've won a lot of free marlies tickets through the fan access app this season (including playoff tix!) and even when the marlies lose the crowd is rowdy and fun and full of drunk friends and families and it fucking rocks
So the six teams that have had their rosters raided and been unable to keep their draft picks for two straight seasons, get to pick last in the draft where we actually get to keep players? Hahaha, sure. Makes total sense.
if the marlies win the cup i will release the incredibly cringe and charming cameo of easton my wife bought me for my birthday a couple years back where he tells me to have fun at the eras tour
this will never not be funny to me. they absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of vegas, shutting out that evil ass team and making carter hart go down as the worst goalie in finals HISTORY, made him CRY and then did the storm surge on THEIR ice and logo