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[Tay @taylr_mae]

Stop the willow project - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/pAZo0BQkGj via @Change

[Tay @taylr_mae]

@RoddyRicch my Goddaughter is your biggest fan.

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

I’m so glad I learned y=mx+b so I can calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

[Erin M @erinmurray16]

Ashley Tisdale’s baby registry:

-towels imported from Turkey
-turkey imported from Maine

[Tay @taylr_mae]

So the whole conspiracy is that tiktok is a national security threat? So what are these other countries learning about us other than making fun of the British and delicious ways to get drunk? Asking for a friend.

[Lex. @NashLex_]

How many crocs would Kid Rock rock if Kid Rock did rock crocs?

[Tay @taylr_mae]

@rachelgermain_ I’ll save you a seat next to me if I get there first.

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Do not pull out in front of me going 20 mph when you saw me going 145...

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[Tay @taylr_mae]

@mitchhurtgen168 @ me next time

[connor m @connormiltn]

you ever be like “it is what it is” but deep inside your heart wishes shit wouId be different

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

sometimes i be waiting years to subtweet people baby this grievance is from august 2017

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

can’t wait til they legalize outside

[Tay @taylr_mae]

I expect to embarrass myself whenever possible at this point.