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So funny how much of an anti-relationship, single-forever mentality I had only like three weeks ago lmfaooo anyways…

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Hooo I finished my first year of grad school 🤯 time flyin

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plant shop lady says “hi love we’re giving a free plant to all the mothers today, you get kids?” I say thanks aunty but I no more, she goes “k good cuz I was gonna say, don’t. the free plant isn’t worth it I promise”

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why would you hit on two best friends and not expect them to tell each other

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Looks like I’m learnin the hard way again

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omg the post-high I get from doing something new and slightly uncomfortable !!!

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I’d be so embarrassed if a robber invaded my house without advanced notice so I could tidy up first

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guys prolly start feelin themselves when they ask for my number in person and I give it… little do they know I’m just too shy to reject ppl straight up so you’ll just be blocked later sir have a good day

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people think running out of water sounds impossible but we real life bout to run out of water in this bitch

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this kid at my table goes “I’m only 18 but can I get a michelob” I said “no sorry”, he says “okay no problem can I just get your Instagram then” 💀

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@alllliez don’t remind me 😂

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why should I lower my standards when my dad left work one time to meet me 45 min away bc I was just learning how to drive standard and was too scared to reverse out of my parking spot… he literally pulled up, reversed my car for me, then got back in his car & drove to work 😂😭

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idk what possessed me to try cottage cheese today but that shit was not good

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a stiff neck & sneezing fit just about the worst combo ever

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my girl crush on Daenerys stormborn after she traded her dragon for the Unsullied with Kraznys mo nakloz and then ordered them to kill him 📈📈📈🙂😳🥵

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I’m too young for my neck & back to be this messed up…old age ain’t lookin too sweet for me at all 🙂😭

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instead of being afraid that the amount of weed I smoke is a turn off, I decided it’s a turn off when people are turned off by that….the power I hold

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@theboogeymayne I love you

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

i’ve been doing what’s best for me recently & this shit hurt on the low 😂😂😂😹😹😂😂😹😂😂