taylor morgan

maybe the dingo ate your baby (she/her)

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

just recalled that i broke up with the dude that took my virginity bc his hands smelled like cheeseburgers this one time

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Some of the body language kaitlin olson pulls off in always sunny is really only comedically rivaled by like.. bugs bunny

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

we still talk about you

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! big dummies

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy

[worms cited @christapeterso]

Kamala sucks don’t get me wrong. but I do think it would be good for the first female president to be a wacky bitch

[Owen @miseblock]

Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

literally run for the hills if you see a man like this

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

if this ain’t me in 5 years

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

babe wake up, emma roberts’s architectural digest home tour just dropped

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

if kyle richards and morgan wade don’t end up together i’m going to be devastated

[krys @friedbalonie]

stoned to the point where I can’t enjoy my movie because I know the actors are acting

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

who’s giving me their paramount+ password so i can watch drag race again??? will give you my password to max or hulu in exchange

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

bout sick and tired of going out with dudes that put absolutely NO moves on me but are like “i’d love to hang again” like bitch let’s get drunk and makeout and then we’ll talk

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

@taylorswift13 for the love of god release “you’re losing me” on spotify i beg you

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

How?

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

tay tay is working overtime for the girlies who want sports-loving men to suffer

[taylor morgan @taymorg]

just paid rent :,(