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essentially just any random thought that comes into my head / cute or chaotic

[™ @taymuraca]

watching the super bowl commercials to laugh and escape reality but was unnecessarily traumatized by chazmo dying in a pizza roll commercial

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

rest in pizza rolls

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

[latke @latkedelrey]

does anyone know if we have to be strong and brave tomorrow

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

Maybe CEOs should buy bullet proof backpacks and have shooter drills at work. Just a thought

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the world can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

praise k!nk 🤝🏻 unable to accept a compliment

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

A healing stage is disgust. Yes, disgust. You will be DISGUSTED by the people whose love you seeked. You will feel embarrassed about the choices you made and the people who had access to you who didn’t deserve it. Feel this feeling then let it go.

That will NEVER be you again.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Sorry babe The Comfy ™ stays on during sex

[Isha Thorpe @IshaThorpe]

Correct

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

them: why u going to the fair if u not riding the rides???

me:

[𝕏𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕣 ℕ𝕘𝕦𝕪𝕖𝕟 @FeelsZen]

Before this year ends, I want to say congratulations to everyone on making it another year. I’m proud of you. You made it out stronger, kinder, softer. I hope next year is good to you. You deserve all the happiness it can give.