Taylor Pyburn

[Small Waist, Pretty Face. @oddettem]

Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck

[jynx @jynxbby]

no one:

my legs:

[Youtube: JaelinTheMatrix🪐 👩🏽‍💻 @FavGhostwriter]

“You think the itsy bitsy spider gave a f*ck about the rain? No, it climbed the spout again. Lock in.”

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

use that credit card girl we wont be here long

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

im not even delusional im fully aware of the stupid shit i be doing

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

don’t believe women when they say size doesn’t matter cuz an inch coulda made all the difference today

[Brady @pebbut]

just great. my first shift as a secret service agent and i overslept :/ hopefully nothing bad happened

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Only thing a bitch got better than me is eyesight

[reen @taysabode]

“whos afraid of well you should be
little old me?”

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[willnights @willnights1]

I have seen a lot of people underestimating taylor's power and success so here's a quick thread of her biggest career accolades to date :
A thread 🧵

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated & on 3 hours of sleep: