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well here I am...

[tay reel @tayreel]

@alexa_botero13 I can’t wait for you to cancel your two week notice

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Hey America 🇺🇸

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Girl Scout Cookie SZN

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[𝖕𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖔 @PabloPiqasso]

texting each other “haven’t seen you in so long! let’s hang out” repeatedly for years until one of you dies https://t.co/60GEk0GBYk

[tay reel @tayreel]

@kimberlymmc omg can you stop subtweeting me geesh

[lando @NotLando96]

The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.

[parker (Taylor’s Version) @pmilbs_]

One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

[tay reel @tayreel]

@MattW560 pretty selfish podcast name you got there

[tay reel @tayreel]

@kimberlymmc I literally have no idea what is happening here

[tay reel @tayreel]

do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way

[tay reel @tayreel]

@MattW560 ain’t a subtweet if I mentioned your name, and you 100% did not know it was a diffuser so sit down

[tay reel @tayreel]

I sent Oliver and Matt the same pic of my diffuser saying “is my juul cool enough” and they actually thought it was a new version of a juul....

men are hopeless y’all