Taylor Schneider

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

Relaxing Sunday afternoon watching movies #budlights #FriendsWithBenefits

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

Every time I watch titanic I am surprised I can't move that iceberg with my mind #crasheseverytime #i'llneverletgojack

[Morgan Pederson @Morgan_Pederson]

“@FillWerrell: Mom: How are your grades this semester?

Me: Mother what's important is that we have our health” @tayschneids

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

just dropped and drove over my iphone, please let a box of rice come through once more. #nocase #drunkyou #iphone5sweet

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

“@8_Semesters: This week literally just started and I'm already 92% done with it” @Morgan_Pederson @TayylorMackie #ontheledge #fridayplease

[Morgan Pederson @Morgan_Pederson]

Spending 2% of my life trying to figure out where the bruises on my leg came from @danoblackmer @tayschneids

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

“@FillWerrell: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.” @Ambs_woo

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Judge to Castro: "There is no place in this city, this country, there is no place in this world for those who enslave others."

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

Jesus, be a raindrop or central air cuz I cannot breathe @Ambs_woo @cherdiggity #hotashell #toofunny

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

Still pretty fucking dead Dale @cra_z_teach @Ambs_woo @brianneDenning #horriblebosses #bestshow #verrryfunnyguys

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

Practicing for our most best beer dart tournament!! @brianneDenning @kelkster5 #winorlosewebooze #nopassingoutforme

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

"Left-handedness is linked with evil and sinister beings.Jack the Ripper &Osama Bin Laden were lefties” #watchout @Ambs_woo @brianneDenning

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

@Ambs_woo i would be honored to drink bud light with you tonight #tgif #bestbudlights #delicious

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

I will find a selfless good deed cuz I gave birth to 3 babies and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!! @Ambs_woo

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

A pet photographer is the degree you get when you get rejected from aromatherapy #duckdynasty

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

“@HookedonFriends Joey: Oh sorry, did I get ya? Chandler: No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!” @Ambs_woo

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

There's some real twisted people out there #prayforboston

[Taylor Schneider @tayschneids]

“@HookedonFriends: Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested. Chandler: Was that place... The Sun?” @Ambs_woo