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*sings "hit me baby one more time" to every can of diet coke i acquire*

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@bunts_dunks omg who’s the father

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hadababyitsaboy

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@IanAeillo precisely. the more bashful the better

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ok i’m out on vests in baseball

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birthday maxxing at the booth

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@karenmotherof2 if you took your b*wel movement before you shopped rather than after a tj maxx trip, this wouldn’t have happened. be like the rest of us

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@1620TheZone loved this content. we want more

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that might the first time i’ve ever seen patrick ewing smile and wow, what a treat

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@JoeyWarchola happy birthday joey!

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@MattMcMedia i’ll be very happy

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the bots of sober twitter have found me and i’m so scared

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woke up this morning one year sober!
my life looks infinitely different than it did at this time last year, or the year before that, and i’m so incredibly grateful. the life that i get to live because of the choice i made is something i could never take for granted 🫶🏻

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@MattMcMedia @HappAndSchaef hey can i ask why you hang out in the alley way of a burger king regularly

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@samhuppert @sindelar and i spent our friday night with them! we’re so lucky

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beautiful night we’re having @ConnorHapper @JohnBishop71

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the baby responds well to wu tang

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@joshtweeterson @JohnBishop71 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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@USC1620 #dumbdebates stadium edition: would you rather have new kaufmann but you’re never allowed to dry your hands after washing, or new memorial and everyone has to wear those little plastic covers on their shoes or barefoot

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@ChinoMellette the world is a cruel, cruel place. 🫠🫶🏻

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having the most heinous craving for a Worker’s Takeout buffalo turkey on the rotella’s cuban bread with a bucket of ranch on the side. it’s 10am :) and workers takeout has been closed for a decade :)