Taylor

[Taylor @taysometimes]

I am back to writing on the blog and giving details on how I have made my skin look like GLASS.
https://t.co/F2UjaemvAZ

[Taylor @taysometimes]

I got annoyed by everyone trying to tell me how I was going to die by tanning, so I did my own research: https://t.co/XTPlIwVyk3

[Taylor @taysometimes]

I need an agent from @instagram because my account has been locked out and it’s my main source of finance so this needs to be fixed

[Taylor @taysometimes]

You’re not really officially until you don’t think twice about texting them back to back, every thought you’ve ever had

[Taylor @taysometimes]

My kink is making spreadsheets to organize my life and then never referencing them again

[Taylor @taysometimes]

It’s time to admit why being happy isn’t “relatable” is because we all need to be on antidepressants as a collective

[Taylor @taysometimes]

I finally progressed from pooping at work being the most terrifying part of my day to being the most enjoyable part of my day

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Confident people don’t care how right they are

[ACL Festival @aclfestival]

Your 2022 #ACLFest Lineup arrives TOMORROW. 😎

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Low key pissed birds can just lay an egg and sit on it to reproduce and human women have to grow a fetus inside them and wreck their body for the human species

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Everytime someone calls me irresponsible, I stop them and let them know I prefer the term “adventurous”

[Rachel @Raachel_s]

Every month I say “ooh it’s an expensive month this month” so I’m starting to think maybe it’s just an expensive life

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Me, stewing in jealousy because my friend’s can by kid-sized vans, converse, Nike’s for a fraction of the price but my big feet could never.

[Taylor @taysometimes]

I will spend $2000 before I pay for $7 for shipping

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Me trying to say something nice to the man I’m seeing

[Taylor @taysometimes]

When dogs poop it’s like they are dropping their little dating profile and then we pick it up and throw it away… so it’s a little rude

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Proud of the tolerance I have built for life’s highs and lows

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Why am I built like the Sims character of a horny teen boy? I just want jeans to fit, okay

[Taylor @taysometimes]

Only I would get a concussion bc I got too drunk at work happy hour and fell off a bar stool in front of my boss.