Taylor Joy™

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

Alexa, tell me something the devil might say

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

I am a pro-choice pastor.

[Mark R. Levin @marklevinshow]

Well said

https://t.co/TGGkCpySki

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i thought we did that LAST WEEK!!! THIS IS SO SICK AND AND TWISTED!!

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

@Jwood512 I feel called out

[jo @whatsJo]

him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here

me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

*cries in public but thinks no one can tell because i’m wearing a mask

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: can’t wait to see you again

MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night

[j @lieslmao]

i may be ugly but i used to be ugIier

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

I just got 20 inch extensions on a whim so catch me out here really looking like Kim K

[Haley Hamm @Southern_Sass2]

Shania Twain will forever be a VIBE

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

no disrespect to the office because I love it...but not enough to have an entire office themed room in my house

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

I got my sandwich the blimpie way because I didn’t want to be difficult and I figured if I didn’t like something I could take it off...but I found out you can’t freaking take off oil and vinegar

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

i take the stairs so i don’t have to engage in uncomfy small talk in the elevator

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

@JordanKleffner Oh honey 😥😥

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

off to tell the palm beach gorls i don’t want to buy anything

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

so happy to not have to make up an excuse to not go to peoples graduation parties 🥺

[Taylor Joy™ @Taysool]

working from home sounded better when fifth harmony sang about it