taylor tot

i don’t want a valuable life lesson, I just want an ice cream.

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“Pam, are you free for dinner tonight?”

Me:

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@mamahailz How miserable must one be to 1. Insult a literal infant, 2. Drag this grudge on for SO DAMN LONG

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@_milf_vibes_ Why am I just seeing this tweet at this exact moment and it triggering me to remember that I DREAMT ABOUT THEM LAST NIGHT?

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@WiscoSunflower I got Cody to watch it (for his first time) and I highly recommend while also NOT recommending. I am unwell

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@_milf_vibes_ Wait so this WAAAAASSSSS TRUE

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@BabyBlomsMomma Omg I’m so sorry 😭💔

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@emilyjoy103 He’s so big and you look so good 🥹🫶🏻❤️

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@WiscoSunflower Omg. You guys need a break 😢 lmk if you need anything!

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@mamahailz I HAAAAAATE IT!!!!! I’m constantly like can you just propose, I hate calling you my ‘bOyFrIeNd’

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@_milf_vibes_ Can you pls post the weekly updates I miss this

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@urfavcanadian87 Proud of you for quitting and proud of you for asking for help 🫶🏻

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@elderemo_mama Another vote for Fifths disease, Lydia had it once! It was on her cheeks as well

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@WiscoSunflower WHY THE FUCK

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@WiscoSunflower There is nothing about it that sounds stupid, friend. You CELEBRATE those wins.

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@urfavcanadian87 @mamahailz The sooner that girl learns to just get along and be ‘family’, the easier life is going to be and the less miserable she’ll be lmao

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@urfavcanadian87 @mamahailz And ‘riff raff’ here lmao

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@mamahailz @injamiesmind I mean saying ‘the trash really love similar garbage’ in the same tweet that you’re talking about his mom, and his ex… kind of insinuates… you’re calling his ex… trash (or garbage.. same thing)

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@aimeejocelynn Please that is NO JOKE

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@WiscoSunflower YOU CAN DO THIS!

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@_milf_vibes_ I THOUGHT SHE DIDNT WANT CHILDREN????????

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@WiscoSunflower 😩 I hate this for you