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who am i? frequently wishing it was 1999. probably somewhere dancing #BLM

[🐌 @tayurl]

you're welcome

[🐌 @tayurl]

“the controls” @no_imkidding

[macksy @macksypowwa]

other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick

[🐌 @tayurl]

@djg473363 @emkenobi @jimmyfallon post your location or shut the fuck up

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[love drops @lovedropx]

My favorite Shel Silverstein poem!!!

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[🐌 @tayurl]

when is someone gonna beat the shit out of this fucking weirdo

[pun @punpunpunpun]

People from elementary school are still in my dreams at night man

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Having an Awesome Confident Breakdown instead of a Nervous one

[⚭ @lekimgym]

Enjoy being while becoming

[🐌 @tayurl]

par for the course baby!

[alien @alienincrisis]

sitting in a room full of people and pretending im not the elephant

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me after living alone in an apartment for too long

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[🐌 @tayurl]

are we excusing cuck behavior tonight?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

It’s Snack Time You Stupid Bitch

[🐌 @tayurl]

“listen to your body” my body is telling me to buy a $13 milkshake with $20 to my name