Tasneem Knoebel

Trying to keep up with the human race one tweet at a time.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@AmericanAir As a loyal customer for two decades, I am appalled you have left my TWO YEAR OLD stranded at ORD for the last 28 hours. She was supposed to be home YESTERDAY and your Customer Service hasn't responded.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

Did @XfinitySupport fire all their human employees and replace with robots? Never worked so dang hard to turn a service ON to throw away money #badcustomerservice

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@ElvisDuranShow @babyhotsauce @GarrettVo @SkeeryJones The song What You Know Bout Love sounds like what song? An old Mariah or Janet hit? It's driving me crazy. HELP!

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@DominionEnergy Thank you social media mgr. You will do well in PR. Just wish your crew teams could have not left elderly residents in 22901 stranded overnight in below freezing temps. Thank you for update.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

Appreciate @DominionEnergy social media and quick response. Wish the crews safe situations but also if they could give some sort of update after 14 hours of NO power in below freezing temps for my mom. #icycharlottesville

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@NBC29 Would love an update since same residents are going over 14 hours with NO power in freezing conditions. Lord knows power comp has no comment & hasn't dispatched crews.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@DailyProgress You've had readers in Cville and surrounding area who have gone over 14 hours without power, but no reporting? Be safe, would love any info. Thanks!

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@KlemmSr @DominionEnergy @klemmSr Did they every respond to you sir? Because I was told the same thing and you can't message them.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@DominionEnergy Except your twitter account says you CAN'T private message! Furthermore, what does "CREW STATUS: AWAITING ASSIGNMENT" mean? Because it sounds like nobody is working on the problem.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@DominionEnergy How is there no news on power outage in Charlottesville area 22901?! My older mother has been without power for 4 hours and nobody can report what is the issue. Bad customer service!

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@catherinebodie Meryl & Stanley in Devil Wears Prada. That's all.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@samelchaz I won't like this tweet out of loyalty for my beloved Hoos.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

I bet @FLOTUS wishes she could "go back."

[Phony Bennett @IfTonyTweeted]

Can’t teach that

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

Schooled by a duck #funnyduck #spellcheck

[webster @drakes]

the difference between being stranded on a desert island and a dessert island is just one "s" and that's why spell check is so important you guys

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

Once again, @Yassin_Falafel doing more for the people of our nation than the people who are supposed to represent our best interests. #belikeyassin #sillygovt #GovernmentShutdown

[Yassin @Yassin_Falafel]

Knoxville is the nicest place in America for ever and we always going to be in front of the lane when our community need helps and love .
Thank you very much @RobinRoberts and @GMA team for your great work we love and miss you .
#weallneedloveplusfalafel

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@andivalentin Oh please, guys will do anything for love.

[Deniz Can @MrFilmkritik]

Ivana Trump wasn't a US citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Jr in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984.

Let's cancel their birthright citizenship first.

[Tasneem Knoebel @tayusuf24]

@TaraBowlin #girlsdinnerfail