Taylor Wiper

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Rappers are obsessed with telling us how much people said they wouldn't make it.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Remember when the president didn't denounce the KKK? Lol that was yesterday. That happened literally yesterday.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Sex while listening to motivational tapes and eating ramen. https://t.co/lljDxnGBAv

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey I love coffee. If you EVER hand me a coffee in an avocado I'll shit everywhere in your establishment. https://t.co/IJ217Bpaei

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Reasons dogs are good:

•they are
•they just are
•I don't have enough characters to elaborate
•they just are

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Guys it's Ash Wednesday so make sure you put that black shit on your forehead.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I like it so much that if you ever take it down I'm going to kill myself. https://t.co/rHKXHdi4Km

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This is the ugliest shit I've ever seen. https://t.co/v3WVsHL6ob

[Taylor Wiper @taywiper]

@bubblestbh @carlyconn14