Taylor

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Last night I told Aubrey (she’s 5) I was going to secretly bring candy into the movie theater so don’t say anything and she looked me dead in the eyes and goes “but TT, the truth will set you free” … so I bought the candy at the dam movie theater 🙄

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Rihanna 🙌🏼

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Jack asked to play a song in my car, threw on knife talk by drake and knew the entire thing word for word. not sure how i feel about this…

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

I watched Yellowstone for 12 hours straight today. I will die for Rip..

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

We just asked Aubrey why she liked a boy in her class and she goes “because… he’s sweaty”

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

We understand the assignment

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Only I would get a splinter from rubbing a turkey with butter…….. & I don’t even like turkey!!!!

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Aubrey was asking me what I would name my kid if I had one and I said I’m not sure and she goes “I think you should name him Gerald”

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

I just woke up with the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song stuck in my head…… & I fuckin hate SpongeBob

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

there’s a lot of me that just doesn’t understand the really tight, slicked back ponytail look. maybe it just reminds me of dance competitions, but god it is so unflattering on literally everyone. and don’t you get a migraine?!?

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

We were talking about the snack shack snacks at the beach and someone said they wanted a milkshake and Aubrey goes “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” lmfaoooo she’s 4

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

today I actually did a workout before celebrating my favorite holiday. who is she???? *growth*

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

one of the little girls at the daycare was feeding her baby so I asked her what she was eating and she goes “pork”. lmfaoooo

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

remember in middle school when you would go over your friends house and just sit on the computer watching them IM their crush/friends and then make your profiles with everyone’s fucking initials in it… why’d we do that

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

we’re at the Red Sox and someone just asked Ethan if he wants to be a beard model for their photography business…. Like this kid needs more of an ego 🙄

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Me: “I close at 5pm!”
Parents at 4:59: “look who came to get you early!!!!”

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

Ryliegh has been helping me with the daycare the past few weeks so when she was washing their hands she left the water on between kids to make it easier. Well Aubrey slams the water faucet off and goes “save some for the whales, would ya?”

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

I told Aubrey to look at the pretty pink sunset and she goes “TT I think god is eating cotton candy” 🥺🥺🥺 her sweetness is so pure

[Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa]

if I ask "are we still going" you should know that i'm trying to cancel

[Taylor @tayylorscottt]

One of the 3 year olds in my daycare said to me today “those horses are gonna haul ass when we go over there because they don’t want to see us” 😂 the things that come out of their mouths kill me