Barnacle Belle

Photographer, introvert, good human... oh! and far right of course 🙄

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

this is my beautiful daughter.
when she was 13 she wanted 2 be called 'Keith'. I took this as just a phase and didn't rush out 2 get her a penis. Following week she wanted to be called 'wendy'. crisis averted!
Her actual name is Lauren and she will absolutely back-up this story

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

The whole of the United Kingdom is hitting the streets tonight at 7pm following yet another invader attack on our people.

It's time 🇬🇧

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

@EvriDeliveryCom @Evri__Delivery all your email addresses bounce... why are you so scared of providing customer service? your driver is out here committing fraud under your name. The driver is Lee BTW, he apparently covers the Blaenavon area of South Wales

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

@EvriDeliveryCom We need a number for complaints. Our driver 'attempted' delivery Friday but sent a pic of the parcel on his lap. then yesterday zoomed in on our safe place picture and sent it back to us. WTF we need to connect to a human NOW.

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

@PGSound_Tim @EvriDeliveryCom it's so frustrating! from now on, if it says evri is the courier I won't buy it

[AlfredRex @alfred_rex1]

@HantsPolice One of your officers has been receiving death threats?

I don't think he has, mate.

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

There's no more accurate a metaphor for the West than slowly bleeding to death by the hand of barbarians while corrupt authorities tie our hands behind our back.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I can't help thinking that if the British Government brought the energy it has to prevent the "far right" from entering the country to preventing illegal immigrants from entering the country there might not be a "far right" in the first place.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come;thy will be done;on earth as it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation;but deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever.Amen.
God bless all 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

History made. We won ten out of ten seats, with overwhelming majorities in every single one.

Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain.

A very special day.

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

They DEFINITELY stop transmission this time guys, I swear.

Honest.

Pinky promise.

Protect granny.

[Jabba🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸✡️✝️ @JamesAB999]

I have never cared about a local election in my life.

Now I find that a local election on the opposite coast from me is so consequential that my family's future depends on it.

If Rupert loses in Great Yarmouth my house will be on the market within a fortnight.

If Rupert wins Great Yarmouth with >35% I will believe we can really do this. It's the difference between us fleeing the UK and staying. And it's a local election that I can't even vote in.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Myth: "I only wear vegan fabrics. Better for the animals, better for the planet."

Let's check in on Doris's annual contribution.

Once a year, in late spring, Doris is sheared. The procedure takes approximately three minutes. Doris does not enjoy it. Doris does not, by any visible measure, suffer from it. Doris is, immediately afterwards, a noticeably more comfortable animal in the British summer.

The fleece weighs approximately 3 kilograms. It is sold to the British Wool Marketing Board for, depending on the year, between £0.40 and £2.50 per kilogram. The shearing costs more than the wool fetches. Brian is shearing Doris at a loss.

The wool is then:
- Naturally flame-retardant
- Naturally antibacterial
- Moisture-wicking
- Biodegradable
- Renewable, annually
- Carbon-storing while in use

The replacement, in performance fabrics:
- Polyester
- Polyamide
- Acrylic
- Polypropylene
- All petroleum-derived
- All shedding microplastics on every wash
- All requiring fossil fuel inputs to produce
- All non-biodegradable, with a typical landfill lifespan of 200-500 years

A single wash of a polyester fleece can release up to 700,000 microplastic fibres into the water system. These fibres are now in: every tested water source on earth, every tested human placenta, every tested rainfall sample, the deep ocean, the Arctic ice, and the lungs of marine mammals.

A single wash of a wool jumper releases: nothing. The wool, when eventually disposed of, returns to soil within a few years.

The fabric being marketed as the "ethical" alternative to wool is plastic.

The plastic is "ethical" because nobody has been asked to slaughter the polymer.

The polymer also has not been asked.

Doris, by being a sheep on a fell, is producing the most thoroughly sustainable performance fabric humans have ever made.

Brian is selling it at a loss.

The fashion industry, meanwhile, is selling petroleum at a profit and calling it ethical.

Reject plastic. Wear wool.

Doris is, this morning, growing next year's batch.

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

@HotpointUK @WhirlpoolCorp @BBCWatchdog I can't believe what I'm reading. Is this customer service? putting my damn life at risk??

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

Everything you need to know is in the post, could you please email me with a solution. I am not taking a smoking appliance back into my home. [email protected]

[Barnacle Belle @taz81]

@HotpointUK My tumble dryer just turned itself on and started smoking with the door open. I've unplugged it and taken it outside. Your cust serv rep has told me to take it back inside or an engineer won't call... is this common practice???

[Moved to Florida @FreeinFL22]

@GadSaad

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨GROK SLAMS KEIR STARMER

⁦@KingBobIIV⁩ asked Grok to roast Keir Starmer and it did not disappoint

Well done @grok

Absolutely brilliant 👏

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

This is complete rubbish

To criticise a religion is not racist.

It's culturalist

The difference ? you can choose one, not the other other

Now, many of us prefer some cultures to others

For example, I prefer a culture that does not permit Female Genital Mutilation, Child Marriage, Animal Torture, Total Humiliation of Women, and Execution
of People from other Belief Systems, and which is not intent on World Domination

Call me old-fashioned...

[Cazi novax for me Ever @NovaxForcazi]

People keep saying that nobody knew it was a scamdemic back in 2020. I beg to differ. Quite a few of us knew long before. It was so obvious I wonder how people didn't know.