Charles Taze Russel

Founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses faith. Died in 1916, immediately became an spiritual creature. Currently waiting for Armageddon strike. #satire

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Behave, for I am watching you.

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New lights just come out about the identity of the forth night of the apocalypse.

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@Mark_J_ODonnell Fucking @jf_rutherford. That's not what I meant when I said I wanted my body to be rested in pyramid like pharaoh.

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Going off character: it's been fun running this account for a while but I've been focusing on other things. If anyone wants to take over DM me.

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@NonreligiousJ I don't understand. Aside from being politicians from the World ruled by Satan, they both look like fine gentleman. Although Rutherford does have that trumpianic vibe.

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Just saw this meme in an exjw group. I have to admit, sometimes these apostates get things right.

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@legerjon That's right. Jehovah's blessing would prevent him from suffering that accident.

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@LilyPlum2 Crossing arms is the sign of the Antichrist!

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@M_LittleRivers Of course I'm in heaven. I'm watching you right now. That's some weird porn you have in your phone. Transexual granny midgets, really?

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@_phoenixoffaith @jasonmwynne You should donate that savings to Watchtower.

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@SirTommie They do that because they are mentally diseased apostates who are controlled by Satan and wish to destroy every single Jehovah's Witnesses on Earth!

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@JWAshaman @Mark_J_ODonnell Women, running everything in God's organization since the 19th century!

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@Ronnie_524 You shouldn't be celebrating your birthday. What if people start beheading each other?

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Watchtower take down? In your dreams, filthy apostate!

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You said it brothers! Watchtower loves @notyourvessel and she loves Watchtower. Perhaps she hates her fellow exjws even more than us.

[JF Rutherford @jf_rutherford]

Thank again for devoting your entire activism for attacking your fellow exjws. We agree with you, Ray Franz is just an opportunistic asshole and people should never listen to anyone who leave the Jehovah's organization! You are indeed one of Watchtower's greatest asset!

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@RoseBall1975 @cedarsjwsurvey @RationalityRule Are you drunk again, women?

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@legerjon The Jehovah's Witnesses organization says otherwise, the world is getting worst as we approach the day of judgement. Who are you going to believe, this @sapinker guy, "scientist" from "Harvard", or us?

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Satan is preparing yet another flamming arrow to attack your faith. Do not watch or share anything this apostate says. Go watch JW Broadcast instead.

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@therealjomjohns That's it. I'm sending a curse your way. Expect very bad things happening in the next few days.

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@cedarsjwsurvey The iron legs sure knew how to build stuff!