Taz for Governor of the World!

As Governor of the World, I will do something!

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

Seriously... why even put your family status in your bio if it's not going to be 1st?! So many people have it 3rd or worse behind their jobs, hobbies, political affiliation. If you're going to put your family in your bio and it's not 1st, you've told the world that you're shit.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@tsavinorph God you're dumb.
https://t.co/cmjRPF8AzD

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

I said LIKELY. Obsession is $4 million away. Backrooms still $20 million.
You haven't been talking global. You've been talking out your ass. Nobody cares about global unless you're talking profits. Star Wars is still LOSING well over $100 million. And its revenue has basically stopped. It didn't even take in $10 million over the weekend!

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@JerseyGeneral34 @shipwreckedcrew It's a similar play, genius.

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@bmore_sports8 @watchingtvs @shipwreckedcrew

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What's the point of responding then blocking?

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@JerseyGeneral34 @shipwreckedcrew People who actually know the rules disagree with you
https://t.co/L3suDHD5vw

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@gothicrose24 @megbasham @HelloFresh It's relevant because I say it's relevant.
You go ahead and use it to cleanse your holes.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@Gabrielqui88217 @mazemoore @DezBryant That was a bunch of words put on a screen. Anyway, you're still ugly and taking it out on Trump

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@westburgmvp @shipwreckedcrew You mean the MLB pretending to care after the fact without changing the rules or the scoring?
Yeah, they do that in order to pretend it matters.
It doesn't. The Umps got it right and MLB is the collection of owners trying to placate their managers.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

Of COURSE the defense wanted the lesser charge. Prosecution shouldn't go with it... Let him face murder.

[MaryAnn Martinez @MaryAnnreports]

BREAKING: MANSLAUGHTER is now on the table with Karmelo Anthony. The lawyers and judge in this case have agreed to include it in the charging document that jurors will consider today after closing arguments.
Manslaughter is a lesser charge than what he's charged with, MURDER. Manslaughter is when a person acts recklessly and takes an unjustifiable risk but did not INTEND to kill.
A murder charge carries 5-99 years in prison.
Manslaughter carries 2-20 years in prison.
#AustinMetcalf

[FOX 9 @FOX9]

The city council in Columbia Heights is moving to end its use of Flock cameras that track license plates, responding to growing privacy concerns from neighbors. https://t.co/ky5cNsMc2y

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[YouSceneThis? @YouSceneThis]

Tf was this film even about? 😂.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@Bigmancomics I haven't watched it, but I have no doubts that He-Man is a decent film. But He-Man was NEVER that popular (despite Ghostbusters 2 trying to tell us it was... I was the SAME AGE as those kids and I am telling you... NOBODY watched He-Man at that point!)

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@ProfMJCleveland They needed more liberals cheering!

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@mazemoore @SamLovesEngland I hate these intentional rage-baiting parody accounts.

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Wait... what?
Race is the issue?!

[Samantha Thompson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SamLovesEngland]

I'm actually praying that the Belfast African beheader was born and raised in Britain so we can move past this silly focus on "migrants".

Race is the issue, not immigration status.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@Gabrielqui88217 @mazemoore @DezBryant Shit, after seeing that face and hair, I get why you hate yourself and take it out on Trump

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@StevenJ26328965 @jmilei_english It was a cash swap. And YOU didn't give shit.

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One of these things is not like the other...
One of these things is a man!

[Robin4mpls @robin4mpls]

It was great to join powerful women at the @womenwinning luncheon. I am proud to be among this group of leaders who are fighting for a more equitable future for our neighbors.

[Taz for Governor of the World! @tazjam]

@DogDad_MN @MNSteveSimon @GovTimWalz Probably be easier to check the FEC