Did anyone else go through the thing where in middle school there were kids that seemed way more worldly and knowledgeable about sex stuff than you and you thought it was because you were terminally uncool but looking back as an adult they were just obviously getting molested
I'm thinking about that Diddy associate who started talking with a woman at a bar. He tried to impress her by FaceTime-ing him and she said Diddy was a loser which he overheard
Later that week Diddy went to her house drugged and raped her. A random woman he had never met before
theres a special place in hell for people who expect you to listen to them yap about their interests and then disengage from the conversation when you do the same thing
to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire
I used to live with a girl who could smell when someone was about to start their period in the next couple hours and yes that IS a superpower, especially in a sorority house