Matt Wirth

(he/him) just your typical left coast Hollywood-employed agnostic humanist writer - creator of @Disfactual

[Matt Wirth @tb_matt]

I did the thing.

@ cusacatofiqui

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no matter how angry or scared you are right now, someone you love is angrier and more scared right now.

listen to them. console them. confort them.

then get ready to rip the throats out of some facists.

[Matt Wirth @tb_matt]

seed bombs: *exist*

Americans: can it be gun? 👉🥹👈

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hey @CAREALTORS - 2 am texts are for emergencies or deaths in the family, not this bullshit

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first of two times this week that California will beat New York City #GoBlue #NotGoingBack

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: WA & OR drop-off ballot boxes set on fire, unknown number of ballots destroyed.

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wHy iS sHe CaLLiNg tRuMp A fAsCiSt???!!!1

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would more men take an interest in mindfulness if it was marketed as "on-demand post-nut clarity?"

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@MerriamWebster judgment. the missing E is my Mandela effect.

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ETYMOLOGY FUN TIME, NERDS!

the cardboard sleeve that keeps you from burning your hand on coffee is called a "zarf," which sounds like something a Starbucks exec made up after watching Pinky & The Brain. but it's actually a centuries-old Arabic word for similar metal devices.

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I once had a story idea where a politician would only say "[my opponent] fucked a horse" at rallies and interviews, but I didn't follow through on it because it seemed unrealistic.

what a fool I was.

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.@TeamAdamSchiff

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when your old TV tray starts to look like an RPG map

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well, shit. now I have to see this overblown fever dream. #isntthatcorrupt

[alfredosolisfuentes @AlfredoFilmGeek]

I’m really fascinated by how Megalopolis feels like a Neil Breen movie. Not so much in terms of quality but more in terms of vibes. Like Adam Driver’s character feels just like the type of character Breen often casts himself as and his performance and delivery feel eerily similar

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@woofknight machine. Today, I built a time

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the #Thunderbolts teaser has awakened some old feelings in my soul

[Matt Wirth @tb_matt]

me, thinking I'm just like Steve Rogers, but I'm actually a fat bearded socialist with big dad energy

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one of our State Senate candidates (who was found guilty of 7 federal crimes) is accusing their opponent of stabbing a pregnant woman and calling a child the W-word, so yeah, the micro and the macro are perfectly symmetrical. #SD35

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new retirement plan: open a donkey ranch in Argentina and call it Pampas Asses

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I've been in a bit of a funk lately, and I'm pretty sure it's because this year's Halloween Mountain Dew flavor is mediocre