Taylor Astley

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that the Apollo 13 astronauts couldn't spell "grateful" right

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

True love is when your bf walks upstairs to your office to give you a single Cheez-It dipped in ranch

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

God I love the Houston Astros

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

M3GAN walked so Barbie could run

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

Played two truths and a lie at company team building and instantly forgot all facts, true or false, about myself

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

Nothing more embarrassing than sitting in the car you’ve owned for 4 years, in the heat, at 30 years of age, watching a YouTube tutorial on how to open the hood

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@BBuechley Fly to Houston right quick and we’ll get in my car and just drive west on I-10 until we get to LA

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

I never believed in blue checkmarks until I came face to face with one

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@dance_party_sam Good tweet

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@dak_ota_ I tried to look it up on Spotify today and felt very embarrassed and old when I learned it wasn’t a real song

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie

[Brandon Buechley @BBuechley]

Nothing lifts the spirits like knowing that a friend truly understands you to your very core. @tbake928

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@BBuechley 🥰

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@dak_ota_

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

A grande pumpkin cream cold brew with a splash of oat milk and 2 pumps of chai

(answer: what will distract you from life’s horrifying realities for about 15 minutes)

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Fuck that dusty ass constitution and fuck these ghoulish Supreme Court clowns.

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@dak_ota_ @BBuechley I’m sad

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@dak_ota_ love u and believe in u

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

@shelbylee508 Apparently it’s so they can cut/edit footage without the levels in their drinks constantly changing but it is just so distracting to me lol

[Taylor Astley @tbake928]

People have lots to say about Love is Blind but no one wants to address the omnipresent gold wineglasses that everyone is drinking out of constantly

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

Yesterday an amazing crew of people finished shooting “Better Call Saul” in Albuquerque, NM. It began in 2014, with great writing always leading the charge, and despite challenges of all kinds, our energy and care never flagged. I am honored to have been part of it.