Cardi T

who needs a pipe on your truck when you got a pipe in your pants

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I didn’t know that being pregnant meant that everyone has a right to tell you how to eat, walk, sleep, etc

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@SethSmyrni0s She really don’t 🥴😳

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Nothing makes me madder than someone looking at their phone while I’m talking to them 🤬🤬

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@dalbrooke_ You’re the best 😍😍

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I just had to google what Megan Thee Stallion knees were... so yeah

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

You know what pisses me off?
I never had a single pimple in high school. Now here I am, 24 years old and my face looks like textured walls.

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

Y’all want boob jobs, I want Lasik eye surgery. We are not the same.

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

You know sometimes I’m really good at saving money then BOOM clothes purge on Facebook. They get me every time

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Just wondering why I can gain 1 pound and you can see it but I lose 7 pounds and i look exactly the same 😅

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I’m glad my man has a receding hair line instead of a mullet

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All my friends kids are gonna be grandparents before I decide to have one 🥴

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I’m rewatching greys anatomy for the 4th time. And each episode still gets me in my feels

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@brookeee04 I built mine out of an old 2x4 and some cedar tree limbs lol

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

If I want to pretend I’m a beauty guru, I’m gonna pretend I’m a beauty guru.
Y’all some haters 😂

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

I despise all you women who have nice legs with no cellulite 😡

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Why does Facebook make my pictures blurry 🤬🤬

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@Chassss_06 This makes me sick

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I can’t be the only one who thinks Morgan Wallen is ug

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Any of my hoe friends wanna go on the bot tomorrow or...??

[Cardi T @tbake_23]

“You’re a bigger girl but you’re not THAT big”

Bitch. I will eat you if you say that to me again.