Tanner Banister

Sometimes I'll just start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I'll find it along the way.

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

Always check the expiration dates on drinks. I drank half of an expired V8 because I thought it was just supposed to taste terrible.

[Chandler @_chandler_____]

Travis Kelce must be stopped

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

BREAKING—a bill to make Daylight Savings permanent just passed the US Senate by **Unanimous Consent** (S.623: Sunshine Protection Act, as amended to make Daylight Saving Time permanent). It only needs to now pass the House before going to Biden’s desk!

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

The CDC recommends bringing back the original Four Loko.

[☆ micah ☆ @micahleigh13]

what it’s like being my friend in october

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

Direct deposit: $1,400

Me at Chili’s: I’ll have the one for $25

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@KingHenry_2 please ball out for me. I'm playing against @A_kamara6 & you're the only player I believe who can save me🙏

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@h_brklyn Definitely read this as H.E.B. at first glance and wondered what the grocery store must be doing to get you in your feels😂

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

Not being able to lick my fingers to open produce bags at the grocery store is what's going to set me over the edge in this pandemic

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@hotelsdotcom @dallascowboys @TheRealJayBan

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

IS. THIS. REAL?!?!!!

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

Freshman year versus now... Taking that 10 year challenge to a whole new level😬

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@2fly_g_bry @TheNiemeier Just a bunch of Joe Exotics, vibin' 😌

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

Considering whether I should get a haircut or use this as an opportunity to grow a real mullet for my Joe Exotic costume come Halloween🤔

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@MrCodyWayne You can only do so much before your outfit requires some accessories 😅

[Tanner Banister @tbantheman]

@Tanner_Nav When your friends support you in all you do>>>>>