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I eat those silica gel packets because consumer electronics are not the boss of me. http://t.co/Jogh7u4J

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If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a really creepy, sexually frustrated toddler. http://t.co/PTQiDnez

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After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume. http://t.co/DQQ2Z8Mt

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http://t.co/FSyXW9LO I'm sorry, everyone who wrote stay cool in my yearbooks

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http://t.co/Ht4iAOo8 That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror.

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