Ted Hudson

former baby, future ghost.

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

@gumisnotfood @AlexDezen @StevenDamnTerry Thanks man!!

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Ah you guys!!!!

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

Edgy Pilates studio idea: Pontius Pilates

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

What kind of a person doesn’t cut a sandwich all the way through the bottom piece of bread? #agentofchaos

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

8: the minimum number of times my daughter inadvertently kicks me in the nuts every day

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

I just Pre-Ordered Alex Dezen (@thedamnwells): The Third Album https://t.co/29bsdXyd8G @PledgeMusic #rock

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

Eclipse conspiracies are conspiracies to eclipse conspiracies. #whoadude

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

Magnets are 4 dimensional objects. ...Apparently, you don't need to high to have stoner epiphanies

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

ACA's more popular w/ Trump's ham-handed attempt to repeal it than w/ Obama's ham-handed approach to market it #hamhandspreexistingcondition

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

@BuckyUnderbelly Pearl Ham #FattenUpABand

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

"Stars taste like toast" - Coraline Winsor Hudson

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

Lordy, Lordy. Look who's 40.

[BadHombreLands NPS @BadHombreNPS]

Unlike certain, um, individuals, @ArchesNPS's sandstone formations are *naturally* orange due to the presence of hematite. #science #geology

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

literally the only reason to hold our pad like that is if you’re trying to hide the fact that there is nothing written not that paper https://t.co/7e7mJOeccA

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

So, did Betsy DeVos recently watch The Revenant? Or does she just have difficulty with reality testing? Both? #grizzlybears

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Where'd you get your PhD? Trump University? https://t.co/P5Ez5fVEwD

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

Futures
S&P: -5%
FTSE: -5%
DAX: -5%
Nikkei: -5%
Crude: -3%
Peso/USD: -12%
Dollar Index: -2%
Gold: +4%
Bitcoin: +3%
Sleep tight...

[Ted Hudson @Tbassclef]

Don't get upset. Organize. Listen. Think. Act. Not out of malice, but from reason. Wake up.

[Mike Dunn @mikedunnusa]

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump wins all of the states you shouldn't move to.