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@_nateschwartz The Athletic has (had, with this news) two people covering the Twins. They still have a beat writer.

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@BaseballWRLD_ One Parker Messick

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@MortonChance3 @AndersonLMiller The grand slam was the fastest swing in that game 😂

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@disciple96 @MrCasey62 Monetization. All these accounts are looking for engagement so they can monetize. The crazier their post, the more engagement it gets.

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@YourFriendKyle_ They’re not ready for Clete Thomas

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@jjofr1 @David_wthebeard Correct.

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@Worlds_demux @orikron Charles Barkley in Space Jam

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Average male conversation, pt. 11

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Average male conversation.

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Average male conversation, pt. 10

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@jazzghost_pm This fact is basically the plot of Red with Bruce Willis

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@AllAlongCross @SecretFire79 Exactly

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#MNTwins

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@David_wthebeard @MartyrMod It’s fun! I learn more about my faith from your posts. I’m curious about you engaging more in good faith (hence my first comment) with people. You just make baseless accusations against Catholicism then disappear until your next post. Hope the money is worth it.

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Hey @Fanatics aren’t you tired of being the worst company in sports? How do you always do this? The Rockies have a better chance of winning the World Series than you ever being a decent company. Hilariously inept. Ordered Nimmo shirt, got Lindor.

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@visakanv @nosilverv CS Lewis shares the same experience during his time as a soldier in WWI. He compares it to his boarding school, where he was miserable, but was alone in his experience.

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No one loves a good 2seamer than LaTroy Hawkins.

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The Apple AI summary is cooking me like it’s a disappointed parent.

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Getting live play-by-play from @KenDaneykoMSG #1 fan

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@JimDunc322 @ethicalzac @_whitneywebb Yup, there’s one in the air right now. They fly nearly every day. People just have no idea what they’re talking about.

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Cillian was given a vision of today’s @Mets signing last week. I didn’t know what to make him whispering “Jesse Winker’s hair is flapping in the snow” at the time, but it all makes sense now.