Taylor Bennett

Aggressively Average

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

Outside the hotel this morning in San Jose. Clearly means a Seahawk victory by 1000 points tomorrow.

[Taylor Bennett @tbenn07]

@AaronLevine_ @PFTCommenter

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Let’s fucking go is white peoples allahu akbar

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

WE’RE HEADED TO THE POSTSEASON. #SeaUsRise

[Cigar Thoughts 🎙🏈 @CigarThoughts]

We can go 1-16 now for all I care. This season is a success.

[CableThanos @JoshCashman_]

We’re in such a special QB era right now

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

MLS has to hire Ray Hudson to call games for Apple TV. He’s a treat to listen to on Inter Miami’s broadcasts, he’d be wild for a playoff match or a big game.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the twitter account of the mariners, a team that has not been to the playoffs in 20 years: Tough night. On to the next one.

fans of teams that won the world series like five years ago: I have just completed an eighteen-hour blood ritual to destroy you and am now in the hospital

[Miller Maintenance @JaysonMiller3_]

man what did we ever do to deserve jameis vs geno primetime

[Justin Forsett @JForsett]

#NewProfilePic

[Taylor Bennett @tbenn07]

@md43305 Ya

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Prescott Bishop @atmoprescott]

We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

My relationship with the Mariners in a nutshell

[katie @socomplikatied]

Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Today is the day the Seattle Mariners are just as good as every other team in Major League Baseball. Best day of the year.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Let's give George Lucas one more shot. Why not

[Taylor Bennett @tbenn07]

@md43305 The NBA knows everyone loves staying up till midnight to watch Blazer games