My baby brother who is 16 now:
“When I was 9 years old I was helping mom move into her new office in ATX and a “free the boobies” parade was going on. I saw boobies to the floor. Ask me if I’m going to downtown Austin again”☠️
“Every year two million people die of dehydration. So it doesn’t matter if your glass is half full or half empty, there is water in the cup. Drink that sh*! and stop complaining.”
🤐