Tori B

be a fool, believe things will be good.

[Tori B @tbeth27]

when PBR comes to Huntington

[Tori B @tbeth27]

@WilliamCopley1 you got it, zaddy

[Tori B @tbeth27]

“too many sounds at once make me cunty”
-me describing being overstimulated to my husband.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Most people don't realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway, is also the Top Gun actor in the 1986 volleyball scene

[Tori B @tbeth27]

@WilliamCopley1 @CallofDuty wow cool

[Tori B @tbeth27]

it is absolutely fucking terrifying raising a child in the world we live in.

[Tori B @tbeth27]

update, it was literally the worst job i’ve ever had 😂😩

[Tori B @tbeth27]

y’all, i got an interview at MedVet Cincinnati!!! 🥺🤩

[Tori B @tbeth27]

me trying to self tan my back:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

To prevent drying out in the hot sun of the dry season, the giant monkey frog secretes a form of organic ‘sun screen’ and applies it to its body

[source, full video, BBC: https://t.co/TFlhIkSzWr]

[Tori B @tbeth27]

well, New Girl is off Netflix which means I officially have 0 reason to pay for it any longer 😑

[Tori B @tbeth27]

my biggest pregnancy craving so far has been wine. it’s all i can think about.

[Tori B @tbeth27]

y’all this pregnancy shit is H A R D

[Tori B @tbeth27]

@peanutg53954578 @FlatlandCavalry that’s what breaks my heart is losing the intimacy of small little venues!

[Tori B @tbeth27]

little bit of @FlatlandCavalry on yellowstone 😍 as excited as i am for the world to know them, i’ll miss them being a well kept secret!

[Tori B @tbeth27]

bc his gf has excellent taste in music, might i add 🤠

[Will Copley @WilliamCopley1]

Just want everyone to know, I saw @FlatlandCavalry in a small bar in Nashville before they made it to a Yellowstone episode 👀👀

[Tori B @tbeth27]

Will: *comes in the living room & demands control of remote*

also Will: *asleep in 5 min*

🥴😑

[Tori B @tbeth27]

when Rip said “shut the fuck up & watch the sunset” @WilliamCopley1 really felt that.

[Tori B @tbeth27]

i feel like i’d be more of a labrador than a bichon 🥴

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tori. Sometimes she just gives up. And that's okay. 13/10

[Tori B @tbeth27]

@WilliamCopley1 u wanna know what the longest is??

between 4:15 & 5 am when ur alarms go off every!! 4!!! minutes!!!!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

manager: you’re late

me: i can turn around & go home if its a problem

[Tori B @tbeth27]

@WilliamCopley1 i think it’s time 2 break up /: