Thomas Fleming

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

As Texans sat freezing in the dark during the winter storm, Ted Cruz jetted off to Cancun. As insurrectionists stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, Ted Cruz hid in a supply closet.

Ted Cruz only cares about himself, so let's ensure he has more time to focus on himself post-Nov. 5.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Our Front Page:

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

Is Alfredo sauce just Italian gravy?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

👏👏👏

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

RIP Jerry Springer, I will always remember the time I visited the show fondly #jerryjerryjerry

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

Fuck Purdude.

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

@GavinVerhey Gerard Capashen and Urza’s Head!

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

Again, Purdue sucks. Go Hoosiers.

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

Purdue’s arena looks like a dark cave. Which is where their students spend most of their time instead of socializing. Fuck Purdue, go Hoosiers.

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

Fuck Purdue. Go Hoosiers.

[Duffel Blog @DuffelBlog]

Duffel Blog: CIA reveals Santa was killed in Cambodian airspace in 1971 https://t.co/w8DFJrCtNV

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

The colts are embarrassing.

[Barstool IU @IUBarstool]

Boiler down @BarstoolPU #IUFB

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

@BDMedema If you raise her right, she will grow up wanting to marry Samwise

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

@mmmmmBacon @mmmmmBacon turns out my theory was wrong

[Thomas Fleming @TBFlem]

@mmmmmBacon drink more rip it, kids are expensive

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Colin Kaepernick took a knee — and got blackballed from football for life.

Brett Favre took $5 million from needy kids and families — and is ANYTHING going to happen to him?

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Hi 👋. House Intelligence Committee Chair here.

Trump just claimed he could declassify things by saying “‘it’s declassified,’ even by thinking about it.”

I know he says he’s a big “thinker” and all, but that’s not how any of this works. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

time for coffee

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

It has now been three months since Greg Abbott told 21 families in Uvalde that "it could have been worse."

Since then, he has refused to do a single thing to prevent another mass shooting.

We are going to defeat him so it doesn't keep getting worse in Texas.