Dax

Techie by day, bookworm by night, on a spiritual quest in soft moonlight🐚

[Dax @tbhdax]

Zyber Shield is the Future🚀

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Where is this red alert rain? clouds probably saw the sg highway traffic and decided to go to Baroda instead😭

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getting massive 19 nov flashbacks today. argentina has been way too flawless this whole tournament, just pure vibes and celebrations. exactly how india was right before the cwc final. feels like a setup for the ultimate heartbreak. really don't think it's their day today man💔🇦🇷

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what's the point of a football stadium going wild if i don't get a shor meter showing the exact decibel level sponsored by a pan masala brand😂

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hoarding apple mac mini instead of gold because tech is officially an appreciating asset now📈

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watching all these underdogs pull off crazy upsets at the world cup has me dreaming 🥹 imagine India making it and taking down a giant... the streets would go crazy 🇮🇳⚽️

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Messi intentionally missed penalty😭

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Don’t ask me about the offside rule or any player besides messi. just know i’ve been supporting SBI since birth(last world cup).Big match tomorrow😭🇦🇷

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Max bro when is your contract ending with that energy drink tractor🥲

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💡startup idea: a geospatial journey planner(stampede prevention) that drops digital breadcrumbs out of narendra modi stadium. if rcb actually wins tomorrow, the fans will be so disoriented by victory they'll need an optimized route feature just to find the exit gates.

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💡startup idea: stampede prevention system for tomorrow's final. it's just a giant screen playing the 2016 finals highlights to freeze the fans in pure trauma.💀

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Petition for whole country to take a one-year break from the IPL 🙏😭

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The final score shows a loss, but the stadium tells a different story. The sea of yellow never stops whistling, no matter what. Proud to be part of the most unwavering fanbase in the league💛🦁

[Dax @tbhdax]

Warning: Severe May 13 trauma edits approaching at midnight. Secure your timeline and algorithms. Stay safe out there🚨

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What a knock by Urvil🔥 Bro is making sure Patels dominate in Tamil Nadu too💛🦁

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If Life is a Race then I'm Charles Leclerc🥲

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Me after receiving payout notification

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The only reason Amdavadis endure this 46°C torture without completely losing the mind is because the collective amdavadi brain is entirely focused on going to Manek Chowk at 1 AM to eat a pineapple sandwich grated with cheese. The cholesterol demands sacrifice.

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Inject this Wankhede takeover into my veins💛

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Ek din Jira epic ka status 'In Progress' hi reh jayega, aur main hamesha ke liye 'Done' ho jaunga.🥲