better than u

remember when i was popular in school? neither do i.

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

why are clothes so expensive? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

I want money not a job

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

not texting back is only okay when i do it

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

my computer screen is brighter than my future

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

the bags under my eyes are designer

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

"dont be shy" thanks you cured me where did it all go omg

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

YES

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

who am I shaving for

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

me shopping

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

turns the radio on
*blurred lines*
switches station
*blurred lines*
turns radio off
*blurred lines*
dies and goes to hell
*blurred lines*

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death

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do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”

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i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

[better than u @tbhdontcare]

life

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school

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by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

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me hitting on u

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why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.