The uglier the selfie 👺 The closer the friendship 💏

the less my selfies look like me the more I like them

sometimes i get frustrated because u cant put numbers in caps 12 am I screaming? you’ll never know

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°

"he's 24 months old" 2 your child is 2

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple

I don't always have time to study... but when I do, I don't