Kyle

that’s hot

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Emerald fennel sounds like a type of tea you have to go to the basement of Erewhon to find

[Isabelle Ross @isabeller0ss]

what’s a good cigarette for someone getting into smoking

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

@lil_dupa @PopCrave I guess that also explains the lack of outlets despite needing one at every countertop as well as every 6ft!! Don’t even get me started on where that range hood is venting from!!

[mar @itsmariannnna]

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

[dizzy @rundizzy]

Does it get better no worries if not

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

@ItsRealiteaToo You’re a gross flop rat nobody wants this

[Grace @gracecamille_]

therapist on tiktok said the first thing he asks a potential partner is "What kind of internal work have you done to improve yourself and create healthier relationships" sorry if someone asked me that on first date i would instantly evaporate into dust like submarine billionaires

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

You’re so weird @elonmusk like you’re actually such a weirdo

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

I took my monstrously huge dog on a walk today and he pooped in someone’s yard and I had to pick it up and then I threw up in their yard and then called my mom and cried

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Taurus: I need to get my life together
Therapist: You’re actually my most together patient
Taurus: No please be quiet

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

me ignoring the car next to me after almost crashing into it.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

oh no he's hot

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

@poopoopeepee68 I also “technically” broke an iPad but I refuse to claim ownership of my actions

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

I moved to night shift at work last week and I’ve already managed to break an iPod, a cash drawer, a refrigerator, a blender, the security system, and had to have the entire store’s technology rebooted after putting in the wrong password to the safe 3 times

[Manuel Revilla @ManuelRevilla57]

Estación de bomberos Masséna
Paris, 1971
Jean Willerval #architect

#BrutalMonday #Arquitectura

https://t.co/wrpm7UR5ND

[Kyle @tbhKedwards]

I have a degree in Architecture and it just took me 2 days to change my bedroom doorknob