Tom Blaser

data science, building things

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The prophecy must be fulfilled

[Tom Blaser @tblaser404]

@aarondgettinger Calvinism!

[Richard Day @richsday]

Think we’re gonna need a revolution in causal inference methods to separate signal from noise here.

[squee @caiuscorioles]

Guy who just put on an earring that told him it's in his best interests to take it off: I don't listen to fucking clankers

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

I think he could, actually

[Eduard Habsburg @EduardHabsburg]

For those more interested in the lore of Double headed eagles, I have written a children's book about it

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"Happy Bloomsday" Uhhh this is incredibly insensitive towards people who lack interiority. Maybe consider who your celebration of stream of consciousness narration is excluding

[Kantagious @pintele_id]

a woman I can only describe as having German Studies face broke into tears immediately upon seeing it

[Gideon Nisbet @GideonNisbet]

Sing to me, Muse, the twisty-turny bloke
Whose epic once was chad and now is woke

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

“Lupita Nyong’o can’t be Helen of Troy!!! 😡😡😡”

Oh really? Cuz it made you super mad and ready to fight over her, and that’s kind of Helen��s whole thing.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The looksmaxxers told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential mog.

[Oliver Traldi @olivertraldi]

To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.

We male sex. We
complex. We

fake horse. We
off course. We

sail long. We
hear song. We

pig crew. We
home soon.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

They should make a version of The Odyssey, only it’s set in Dublin, Ireland in 1904 and Odysseus is a Jewish man whose wife is having an affair and Telemachus is an aspiring author who gets into fights in pubs and wanders the strand brooding on his mother’s death.

[Alex Hochuli 🧉🎙️🤯📉 @Alex__1789]

Finally, technology has caught up with 1940s Argentinan literature

[Caleb Watney @calebwatney]

Children are born staring reverently at bulldozers, and yet we’re supposed to believe mankind was meant to preserve neighborhood character?

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

It's an aporia bro. It's literally a lacuna. It's an antinomy. It's literally irreducible to any metalanguage. It's ineffable bro. It's literally an impasse for Enlightenment thought

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

A birdwatching couple inadvertently sparks a global pandemic, setting in motion a sequence of events that pits a family drama against the great geopolitical currents of our time

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

My phrenologist is not loving the new divot in my forehead. The phrases "indulgent wastrel" and "distinct inclination toward crime" have been used.