Tyler? I barely know her

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Proof that im adopted:
My mom “Tyler more than 4 beers in 4 hours is A LOT”

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

The nurses are flat begging the dude next to me to stay in his bed, keep his clothes on, and give them a urine sample. He is interested in doing zero of those three things.

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Crazy people: the covid vaccine is just a tracker so the government can follow you

15 year old girls: So you’re saying I can get a free follower?

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

What��s done is done dad. Are you gonna invest or not?

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

@LukeBottar This is him your honor... this man is a danger to society and should be in solitary confinement because he’s clearly a serial killer

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Why does every Jeep have angry eyes now like a Mr. potatohead?

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

@LukeBottar @jakepaul No I meant by like near or around

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

I think the only person scared of @jakepaul is a girl who sees him by her drink at the club

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

@LukeBottar It’s pressed pretty often honestly

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Me on a daily basis

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

You gave me three guesses where this happened and all three of my guesses would have been Philadelphia

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"This s--- is getting out of hand, especially for me. The amount of disrespect, the amount of fans just doing whatever the f--- they want to do. It’s just out of pocket, man."

—Russ after a fan poured popcorn on him in Philly

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Hope it ends with detective Terry Hoitz shooting him in the leg

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

There's a 6-Part Derek Jeter Documentary From The Producers of 'The Last Dance' Coming Out Next Year https://t.co/zG8HRtWRQy

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Search. And. Destroy.

📺: NFLN | @EllicottDev

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

EAST DIVISION CHAMPS... and just getting started!

For the first time since the 2013.14 season, the Penguins have captured a division title.

Read more: https://t.co/zw8aLeqALO

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Is nurses week just a week for nurses to post about all their good qualities on social media?

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

Hell is freezing over because I agree with the goddamn Flyers fans... do you see what you’re doing Tom??

[Broad Street Buzz @BroadStreetBuzz]

Shayne Gostisbehere, who has no history, was suspended while Tom Wilson got a $5K fine.

Make it make sense, @NHLPlayerSafety.

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

@naturallight @matty_barry natty light doesn’t make the rules either man, still gotta find who does

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

“I respect women and mothers more than anything”

This is not the time for sarcasm Jake

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

@BuschBeer Lola’s resume:
- female dog for equality
- unreal amount of energy, doesn’t get tired
- cute as heck, look at that face
- Licks everything under the sun, so she knows what’s good
- still cute as heck
- Busch Boxer of Beer is genius marketing
#buschCTOcontest

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

The Flyers becoming a dumpster fire after their fans acted like they were the best team to ever put on skates is EROTIC to me

[Tyler? I barely know her @tboblax]

I bet 9/10 guys can’t locate the Zalatoris

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

ZALATORIS