John We||s

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

On Sunday, 3rd September 1967, Sweden changed from driving on the left to driving on the right. This is what happened

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Dick Winters and Easy Company (Band of Brothers) at the Eagle's Nest, Hitler's residence

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

My damn email is halfway full of "your inbox is almost full" messages.

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

My fantasy bench is killin' it

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

I'm trying to write a letter to Scruff McGruff in Chicago, Illinois. Does anybody remember his area code?

[Fayetteville Flyer @fayflyer]

Green Submarine is opening a Dickson Street location. http://t.co/VHQ83bSHzT

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

New Alt-J has got me noodling at work. #np "Hunger of the Pines" and "Left Hand Free"

[jacob mcgee @jjacob_mcgee]

In alcohol education class:

Instructor: "what is a designated driver?"

Peer: "the dude that lost in rock, paper, scissors. "

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

“@Forbes: The University of Arkansas trademarked the "Hog Call:" http://t.co/8PwamsApPL” WTF?

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

@Udouj well damn, it's already popped.

[Forbes @Forbes]

In the traditional 9-to-5 workplace, music is often viewed as a distraction. This couldn't be further from the truth: http://t.co/yohSrJExE0

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

@Kilowattkinss evanescence @emilykathrynt

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

@Udouj these are good points. And this is a good beer.

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

Ordered a Budweiser to support America against those evil Belgians... Oh wait... Fuck.

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

The NSA is killing my battery life. #1stworldproblems

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

Tennis Racquets Make Bad Snowshoes and other stories from Arkansas.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

Isn't it weird that non-alcoholic beer is specifically for alcoholics. Kinda like a gentlemen's club I guess.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.

[John We||s @TbonePickens]

@Brice_Ward well yah, he's so talented and humble. #fuckkanye